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Home Care Tips for the Cleaning-Impaired Mum

When I was born back in the late ‘70’s, the outlook looked good;  healthy baby, good size, lungs worked and I looked enough like my mum to assume there would be some legacy genetics that had been passed down from mother to daughter. At around age 18, it became increasingly apparent that all was not well.  There were obvious deficiencies …

Real Kiwi Women wear Swanndris

Beauty and the Blogger.

I was reading the New Zealand Herald online today {as I do most every day}, when the absolute bullshit articles in the Life & Style section led me to a wondrous ‘AHA’ moment.  Don’t worry peeps, you don’t have to subject yourself to the torment of actually reading said articles, I took one for the team and will fill you …

Laugh | Loudly | Flight of the Conchords

Oh lord.  Last night we ventured into the city to see Flight of the Conchord’s perform their sold out show at Vector Arena.  I swear to god I almost wet my pants…..the entire show.  Arj Barker opened the show, he is brilliant of his own accord so it was such a treat to hear him as well as FOTC.  It …

Best of | Pinterest

I’m sure some of you can sympathize, but it sometimes feels like I’m pinning all of these amaze ideas, recipes, crafts yadda yadda, which once pinned never see the light of day again!  Quel horreur! So, I will spread the joy of my Pins and share some of my favourites with you {click the images to explore}; 1.  Wooden Skull …

Around the Web | Things I’ve found

I love the internet. Black Bean Brownies These WILL be made! Ginger & Apricot Slice Crafty Scarves Oh lord.  For a 100% accurate {I’m sure right?} portrayal of Shit Asian Mom’s Say, watch below, funny funny! There was a time not long ago when I though The Honey Badger was just the name of the move you did with your …

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Wow. Watch | Oh, The Places You’ll Go

This just about makes me want to take some mushrooms and run off to the desert in a bikini, Enjoy! Follow

Fun with Google Voice

Oh lord.  The hilarity of the Google voice transcriptions just about made me wet my pants tonight when Dave shared the Cousin Ed editions. I am wiping tears from my eyes right about now; Cousin Ed leaves a message from Florida Hey what’s going on. It’s got in. Miss you. I got to go about here at 11 o’clock so. …

Disaster Day Tweets

Ok, I love Twitter…..a lot.  On a bad day of bad things happening in little ol New Zealand, there are still some funny bastards on twitter that literally made me laugh out lo….. {you get the rest} @MaowreeDeaker (this guys name just cracks me up – kiwi joke) on the 7.1 earthquake that struck Christchurch today and has been rumbling …

A very serious wtf moment

Ethan and I were walking up to Starship Hospital today to visit my cousin when we happened upon a very strange turn of events, take a look….. I mean, what exceptional judgement. When I lose control of my car in the future I am totally going to do it in front of Auckland hospital, I mean who else gets parking …