Oh Orlando

You are so hideously ugly but so beautiful in a strange un-organic way. You make my hair bigger than any other city I know, your hotels are scummy, your Chilis is amazing, you make my kid anxious and nervous with your bustle and population of tourists. You are sticky and I am so glad to see you!




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I live in rural Auckland, New Zealand. Two boys, one big, one not so big and 2 boy dogs belong to me and I them. I love Coca Cola in all of its sugar-less forms and I love you internet. I take way too many pictures of my kids and collect them all here. This is what I am doing when I should be cleaning or cooking or doing other 'useful' things.