Tag: My Fat Ass

Cadbury, let's just put the past behind us shall we?

Cadbury, let's just put the past behind us shall we?

This is an awesome example of a major corporation putting things right; Cadbury you have redeemed yourself in 5 ways I never thought possible.  You listened to me when  I told you I wasn’t down with you killing Orangutans (OK indirectly…) to make me fat 

Weekly Wrap-up

Weekly Wrap-up

Best thing this week – watching Twilight in the hot tub with Dave on Tuesday night, I can NEVER sit through a movie, but the spa left me pretty much comatose by the end of the movie so I couldn’t move too quickly even I 

Netball Update Week 2

Netball Update Week 2

  • Fitness, much better although NOT having fish n chips and a bourbon pre-game probably helped tonight.
  • Bitch-face ref still hates me.
  • I can’t walk, seriously.  Both hamstrings are screwed, I was almost in tears driving home as it hurt so bad to keep my foot on the accelerator
  • Our team name……wait for it “The Westie Mums”!  I am SO in touch with my roots, Te Atatu’s calling……
  • I caused this little Oompa Loomps goal attack to face plant tonight, not intentionally you understand, but it was the best faceplant I have EVER witnessed – & she totally deserved it, she is one of those sneaky contact people, and when she gets called up she’s all like “aw what?”.  Not me, I know when I have been bad and I “STAND DOWN GOAL DEFENCE“. Yawn.
  • Dave came to watch tonight, he was quite excited, he has never seen me PARTICIPATING, or GETTING INVOLVED.
  • The best part about my team is our name; The Westie Mums.  Shore girl over here has lost her bearings!

So, I’m not planning on being able to walk tomorrow which should make for an interesting day at work.  How nice.

I have really important things to do

I have really important things to do

yes.   I do. I can’t currently commit to writing (and by writing I mean finishing) a post right now as I am far to busy being in bed.  Yes it is 8pm, a mere smidgeon of a Thursday night but Dave is at work, 

I'm a team player.  In a NETBALL team.

I'm a team player. In a NETBALL team.

I am Goal Defence and if I CONTACT ONE MORE TIME I WILL BE SENT OFF THIS COURT! (I put that in red so you could see just how much the ref liked me and my friendly style of defence). Here I am in action; 

My healthy late night snack

My healthy late night snack

Its not that hard to snack healthy when you have delicious options like cashews and dried cranberries and apricots on hand. I like these three things together as you satisfy your sweet and salty cravings at the same time – no jam on toast or brie on crackers for me tonight!

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My Fat Ass is taking a vacation

My Fat Ass is taking a vacation

Anyone else’s Ass need to take a trip? In the last two days I have done as much exercise as I have done in the previous 4 months. That’s right readers, I have been for TWO booty-be-gone walks in two days, and readers your deduction