Author: Melissa

1 Tahi. 2 Rua. 3 Toru. 4 Wha. 5 Rima.

1 Tahi. 2 Rua. 3 Toru. 4 Wha. 5 Rima.

See!  You learn things on my blog – now you can count to five in Maori. You can practice while reading about 5 things that I noticed this week 1.  Tahi I noticed that there is a new current affairs-panel-comedy show Friday nights.  I watched 

My Fat Ass is taking a vacation

My Fat Ass is taking a vacation

Anyone else’s Ass need to take a trip?

In the last two days I have done as much exercise as I have done in the previous 4 months. That’s right readers, I have been for TWO booty-be-gone walks in two days, and readers your deduction skills are especially sharp today, that also means I have only gone for two walks this entire winter!

But it has begun, the annual August “I’m so fat-athon”.  I do it every year.  I whinge and complain so much that Dave eventually loses patience and tells me to do something about it, like actual running, instead of just running my mouth.

So yesterday I set off on a 4.5km walk that includes 3 major hills.  And I did it again this morning.

Second time around was much easier as I actually made a playlist rather than just randomly listening to the 30gigs of music on the ipod;

So, if you want to send you butt on a holiday post your fav playlist of 15-20 songs below, ’cause I always need ideas for workout music.

1 Unless It’s Kicks Okkervil River
2 Caring Is Creepy The Shins
3 Move Cansei de Ser Sexy
4 Ruby Kaiser Chiefs
5 Crooked Teeth Death Cab for Cutie
6 Walk of Life Dire Straits
7 Santa Monica Everclear
8 Over My Head (Cable Car) The Fray
9 Behind These Hazel Eyes Kelly Clarkson
10 Don’t Look Back in Anger Oasis
11 Gold Lion Yeah Yeah Yeahs
12 Something More Sugarland
13 Born Into A Light Ryan Adams & The Cardinals
14 Moving Supergrass
15 The Fixer Pearl Jam
16 Better Man Pearl Jam
17 Desecration Smile Red Hot Chili Peppers

Writers Workshop – Why is your kid in time out?

Writers Workshop – Why is your kid in time out?

Why is your kid in time out? …………Oh…my kid?  He’s not in time out, he’s behaving this month – a little sprinkle of attitude but generally things are all smiles around here. What about you Mrs D-brats Mum?  Why is D-brat in time out? Well, 

It's what's for dinner: Home Made Spring Rolls

It's what's for dinner: Home Made Spring Rolls

So if you are looking for something new, delish, cheap and easy for dinner, try my spring roll recipe – yes, this is my own creation You will need: 1 of those double-banger full chicken breasts half a cabbage As much onion as you want, 

New Zealand Telethon & the mass hatred of the underclass

New Zealand Telethon & the mass hatred of the underclass

I wasn’t going to weigh in on this topic but my opinions on the matter keep running about in my head and what’s a blog for if not your own personal soapbox right?

Background (for the foreign peeps)

  • This weekend past, New Zealand’s first Telethon in 15 years was broadcast.
  • What the?  Basically, it was a 23hr long televised event to raise money for charity
  • Who benefits?  The charity this year was KidsCan
  • What do they do?  KidsCan helps kids in need by providing basic items (raincoats, shoes, socks, food, toothbrushes).   These items are not distributed at a family level, but rather through schools in low income areas
  • Why is this important?  Kids can’t learn if they are freezing cold, sick or starving.  If kids can’t learn, there is no hope of escaping generational poverty.
  • How much was raised? $1,944,225 NZD

What the haters are saying

  • Why should we support other peoples kids?
  • Why, in a welfare state, are people unable to provide basic necessities for their children?
  • The people that recieve this help are mostly islanders, why can’t they get their shit together?

What I think (this is the important bit of course)

(I get really fired up about topics such as this so the bullet points are helping me stay on track!)

  • New Zealand is not a third world country, there is NO excuse for any of the kids in our country to be going to school hungry or cold.  This goes for EVERY other wealthy nation as well.  If parents are shirking their responsibility to provide or are simply unable to do so, there must be an agency to ensure that these kids are ready to learn with full bellys and shoes on their feet.
  • When we are talking about THIS event and THIS charity, is there even a need to discuss what people are doing with their money, their income or their benefits when the fact of the matter is – THERE ARE CHILDREN WITHOUT SHOES!  If the National Government, specifically Prime Minister John Key, has failed to deliver an oft touted election promise to “challenge the business community to work with us in backing a programme of providing food in low-decile schools for kids in need”, then lets give a rousing cheer of  ‘hell yeah!’ to charitable organisations such as KidsCan for picking up the governments slack.
  • The Big Night In Telethon was not about the merits of low income parents, the ability, inability, willingness or unwillingness to work, their budgeting skills, whether or not they send money home to the islands or the rest of the right-wing population’s argument for why they didn’t donate to KidsCan.  The whole shebang was simply about making sure kiwi kids in low decile schools have basic food and clothing.
  • If the telethon had been raising money for Child Cancer, would there have been such a backlash, and staunch denial of charitable funds?  No.  People in New Zealand believe poverty is a choice – even if you are 6 years old apparently.  Kids are born into poverty, much like those unfortunate souls who are born with debilitating illnesses and neither is a lesser affliction in my opinion.
  • KidsCan provide to children that attend low decile schools, what does this mean?

From The Ministry of Education website, the five factors that make up the decile rating are:

  • Household income – percentage of households with income in the lowest 20% nationally.
  • Occupation – percentage of employed parents in the lowest skilled occupational groups.
  • Household crowding – number of people in the household divided by the number of bedrooms.
  • Educational qualifications – percentage of parents with no tertiary or school qualifications.
  • Income support – percentage of parents who received a benefit in the previous year

If there is a high population of Pacific Island or Maori students at these schools, what difference does it make to your donation dollar?  Are we really just skirting around that nasty word that rhymes with mace-ism?

I don’t know New Zealand, I loved the Telethon but I really thought that 2 million was a pretty weak total, that’s not even .45c per person!  Surely we could have done better than each donating FORTY FIVE CENTS!


Saturday / Sunday

Saturday / Sunday

We tried to cram as much as possible into this weekend – it was busy but it was fun. Saturday morning began with soccer – it was a white-wash with Ethan scoring our teams only goal, but what a goal it was; he had the 

Friday Friends

Friday Friends

I love spontaneous visits, love pop-ins and impromptu get-togethers.  These social gems don’t happen too much now that we live in the sticks, but today the sun and stars were aligned and Kris and I chatting on the phone led to a visit from her 

Writers Workshop – Something I made

Writers Workshop – Something I made

The best part of making something from hand is the using of it.  A lot of times you get these grandiose DIY ideas and you begin and [hopefully] end your project but never actually use it or wear it cause it just plain old sucks.  Not so however for my first knitting project – The Scarf.

When my brother Hadyn announced he was going on a solo musical adventure to the states, namely Chicago – in WINTER,  I kindly offered to knit him a scarf.  But summer and non-scarf activities got in the way so I gifted him the scarf I knitted for myself.  A snazzy merino number in apple green and charcoal.  And damn if Hadyn didn’t wear that scarf.  He went here, he went there, he blew is trombone everywhere and there was my scarf, keeping him warm and snuggly as he posed for cheesy tourist pics.

But have you really monitored it yet?  Have another look, it’s a work of art, it will probably be a hot vintage item one day – a one of a kind even as my knitting has really hit a slow patch since I finished that scarf, my first scarf, there may never be another.

Thanks Kat!

Things I'm loving this week

Things I'm loving this week

I am totally loving shopping for my power as opposed to be TOLD how much I will pay per unit.  Mercury Energy sucks.  They along with the other power companies in NZ have continuously raised prices in the 3 years since we have been back,