Melissa & Don’t you forget it! EVER

Until today I thought my name was simply Hebrew in descent in and meant something to do with honey-bees.  Wow.  How I underestimated the power of the MELISSA…….

The Urban Dictionary has set me on the right path though, and please, take note and really appreciate all that your Melissa contributes to the world;


Hottest girl in the world, a girl, who takes life as it comes,has relationship issues and falls in love easily, A very beautiful person inside and out.
Will always make you laugh and give you a hug before you even know you need one!
Can be some what blunt. But at least you know she is truthful. Very sweet and easy to talk to. Loves the colour pink and loves her family more than anything else!
High morals. She sets her own ground.

Melissa is the coolest kid that has EVER graced the Earth. Most Melissas are ridiculously attractive and have many a boys wishing to bang them, crazy cowboy style. Melissa’s are also very generous and caring, often times taking care of their overly wasted friends, who while are entertaining, are prone to running away and getting searched by police. Melissa’s are also intensely smart and their brain power is like superheroic. COOL BEANS 🙂
A Melissa is one of the best things anyone could ever have, like ever.

A super cool chick who has awesome hair. She also has great purses. Always makes people laugh.

“Damn, Melissa’s my Melissa…”

So, there you have it.  I couldn’t have said it better myself. especially about the purses.



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I live in rural Auckland, New Zealand. Two boys, one big, one not so big and 2 boy dogs belong to me and I them. I love Coca Cola in all of its sugar-less forms and I love you internet. I take way too many pictures of my kids and collect them all here. This is what I am doing when I should be cleaning or cooking or doing other 'useful' things.