I cannot be held responsible for this chickens life if she insists on running the gauntlet that is my murderous Shi-Tzu. He can only resist so much temptation.…
Louie’s other favourite past-time is barking at the loudest cows in the world. He barks, they moo. It goes on for hours AND I HATE IT but it is 100x better than listening to boy racers.
Lou is looking super stylee in his fluro orange, chenille knitted sweater, Mum bought it for lil Marl but she said it was too big, hmmmmm
Ethan is having a few problems with Louie at the moment, basically stemming from the fact that Lou is a dog and Ethan WANTS to be a dog. It’s like reverse-racism, or species-ism I guess. Ethan loves dogs so much he just wants to be one and I guess Louie just isn’t living the dream as much as Ethan thinks he should be;
For all of their problems, Louie is still Ethan’s best [only] brother, and Louie loves him most of the time;
Every-body’s happy that it is warmer. I’m happy because I have dried 8 loads of washing on the line in 3 days and my boy is SUPER happy;